Leave the gun, take the canoli...

All my sons will be forced to watch The Godfather as a rite of passage into manhood and for them to be recognized as a contributing member to the family discussions. I mean it teaches them all they need to know....days of the week, how to make spaghetti, how to smoke a police chief, how to throw a slammin wedding, how not to get involved with drugs, and most importantly- the consequences of beating your wife.