I want to marry Mark Twain. His sense of adventure, wry humour, funny accent. But, since he's dead, I guess I'll have to get with Bear Grillz. The next best thing.
other than me, that is. if your searching for an adventure buddy look no further. i can do anything, and provide food too! i know how to build a raft to fyi. got any hardcore milk or oj cartons?
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i'm quite sure mark twain would love you in return.
by the way, welcome to my life (in regards to coveting deceased gentlemen). unhappy, isn't it?
other than me, that is. if your searching for an adventure buddy look no further. i can do anything, and provide food too! i know how to build a raft to fyi. got any hardcore milk or oj cartons?
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